Wednesday, 21 March, 2007, 08:09 AMRating 4 out of 5 (Highly platitudinous).
BA has been giving dead passengers 1st class seats, which seems a rather extreme way to get an upgrade. But, never fear, it'll soon be Easter, celebrating the time when Christ rose from the dead, like in Titian's painting. Mary Magedelene didn't realise he was the risen Christ because he was doing the gardening at the time. Now, just for one moment, try to imagine that Christ hadn't rose from the dead (I know it's difficult, but just bear with me). Wouldn't that be just awful. It means those 1st class passengers would never get a complimentary champagne again. It would mean that I'd spent my entire life believing a wishful thinking fantasy. I mean there must be something mustn't there? Therefore there is.