Tuesday, 29 September, 2009, 07:37 AM - Not TFTDThere's a big atheist festival coming up. Tomorrow is Blasphemy Day International. As a Reverend Doctor I couldn't possibly give my blessing to such a ridiculous celebration. So I don't want any of you coming on here denying the Holy Spirit, or posting links to blasphemous pictures of a well known prophet, or making any jokes about "the disciple that Jesus loved", or pointing out that the well known prophet had a predilection for young girls that made Roman Polanski look respectable. Got that?
(OK - I might be prepared to say "I deny the Holy Spirit", but there's absolutely no way you're ever going to get me to look in a mirror and say "Candyman" five times.)