France has been demonstrating against the expulsion of Roma from within its borders. The EU, UN and the Vatican have all expressed concern. And France is not alone, Italy and Germany have similar plans.
It's in our genes to be wary of those who look or behave differently from ourselves, but in our modern world we have to be wary of such knee jerk reactions. At a Warsaw airport, one sikh businessman was actually told to remove his turban to have it examined. The ignorant Poles clearly did not understand that Sikhs are not Muslims and do not wear exploding turbans. The irony is, that wearing the turban is a symbol of how tolerant we are to both Hindus and Muslims, without actually being either.
When people from across the Commonwealth began to arrive in Britain in the 50s and 60s, there was hostility in many quarters, but traditional British fair play, and laws banning racial discrimination, soon won over the doubters.
As the tenth guru commented, Hindus and Muslims are people too, and do you know, when we looked at them closely, we realised he was right!
Today it is the Roma who are being vilified and expelled. who will it be tomorrow?
The Catholic Church has always been on the side of the poor. You won't find Catholic bishops, cardinals and popes living in fancy palaces, hobnobbing with the rich and powerful, enjoying all the trappings of wealth and status. It has always sided with the people against the state and would never sign concordats with dictators like Mussolini, Hitler or Franco.
In fact, there are a great many things that people would agree with the church about. The trouble is, it has a bit of an image problem. When asked the following questions, people always replied yes.
- Do you think everyone should have a job?
- Do you think people should have the right to join a union and the right to strike?
- Do you think everyone should have food?
- Do you think everyone should have water?
- Do you think everyone should have a roof over their head?
- Do you think investment should be done ethically rather than unethically?
All policies of the Catholic Church! So you see, you really agree with the pope on just about everything. So why does everyone hate the Catholic Church so much? Why are we so persecuted?
Sunday, 5 September, 2010, 11:19 AM - ClemmiesIt's been a splendidly silly Silly Season among our contributors this month. Standards have been exceptionally high. The downside of this superb effort is that thoughts that would normally have sailed home as winning entries find themselves up against some stiff competition.
The Catholics, perhaps in anticipation of the Holy Father's imminent visit to these shores, have put on a particularly fine show. Clifford Longley explained how very secular, and therefore bad, Britain is. Catherine Pepinster was keen to point out that Catholic education is not about indoctrination, but about broadening the mind. Ms. Pepinster had a second go when she lamented all that prehistoric sinfulness.
But the Catholics didn't have the field to themselves by any means. Rev Dr Dr David Wilkinson reminded us all of the pointlessness of existence for non-Christians, and science proves it, so there. Meanwhile, Rt Rev James Jones revealed a little known historical fact about how it was the Church of England that won the Battle of Britain. Not to be outdone, Rev John Bell explained how someone texting during one of the Proms is a sure sign of our civilisation's decline into hedonism, decadence and self absorption.
Then there was our resident, grumpy, middle aged man, Rev Dr Giles Fraser going on about how he hates weddings.
It's a very difficult choice this month, but I think Catherine Pepinster just wins by a gnat's whisker for her enthralling presentation on how open minded and analytical Catholic education is. I'm sure His Holiness will be very proud.
It is my fervent wish that the Protect the Pope website will appreciate this singular honour being awarded to a Catholic this month. It is so important that we people of faith stand together in solidarity at times such as these.
It's the big religious news story of the week. According to Stephen Hawking, the universe doesn't need the Invisible Magic Friend. And I thought he was one of the nice scientists.
Professor Hawking is, of course, a very intelligent person. Very intelligent indeed, no doubt about that. Far be it from me to pour scorn on such an intelligent person's theory, but he doesn't really answer the fundamental question, why does the universe exist? Obviously there has to be a reason. I mean it stands to reason, doesn't it? Why something rather than nothing? Eh? Eh? Obviously nothing is much more likely than something. Answer me that Mr. clever clogs physicist.
Anyway, I'm not bothered about all that stuff. I don't really care how the Invisible Magic Friend created everything, I just know that he exists because I have a relationship with him. It's all very well being rational and demanding logical explanations for things, but I have the Invisible Magic Friend in my head and that's real enough for me.
Friday, 3 September, 2010, 09:18 AM - Not TFTDThere is what seems to be a very fair and balanced review of the Protest The Pope Debate in Conway Hall a few days ago over at the New Humanist blog. By all accounts it was a pretty rowdy affair.
One little phrase in that posting particularly caught my attention. According to Paul Sims, Austen Ivereigh claimed that the Catholic Church stood up for gay rights around the world.
What? What?? WHAT??? Run that past me again?
Friday, 3 September, 2010, 08:45 AM - JenkinsRating 4 out of 5 (Highly platitudinous)
The trapped Chilean miners enjoyed their first hot meal the other day. Welcome as I'm sure it was, they will need more than just bodily sustenance to keep them alive: they will need hope.
Obviously, I don't waste my time listening to Thought For The Day myself, which is why I'm completely unaware whether anyone else has already said exactly the same thing. Fortunately, the miners are likely to remain trapped for months to come, giving many more presenters ample opportunity to repeat the message. Who knows what joys and tragedies lie ahead - a heaven sent opportunity to dwell on metaphors surrounding faith, hope, companionship, love and the human spirit.
The miners' spirits have been further lifted by the arrival of 33 miniature bibles, complete with magnifying glasses, bolstering their faith that the Invisible Magic Friend will eventually release them unharmed (not that it was the Invisible Magic Friend who put them there in the first place). They'll be hoping that the Invisible Magic Friend will be working hard at the surface to drill their escape holes, hoping that his drill bits don't break too often and that he'll continue to pass down food and fresh water to them.
Isn't the Invisible Magic Friend just great!
Thursday, 2 September, 2010, 09:02 AM - FraserRating 2 out of 5 (A little platitudinous)
Did you know Tony Blair's autobiography came out yesterday?
Speaking of autobiographies, let's talk about Christianity. Christians invented autobiographies with the Confessions of Saint Augustine. So it's a good job we were around, otherwise we wouldn't have had the 700+ pages of sizzling revelations from Tony. In his confessions, Augustine confessed that, unusually for a young man, he had been addicted to sex, but then he became a saint and got cured.
Nowadays, daytime TV is full of spicy stories, like "I raised your son for 2 years and now your saying another man is the dad!" or "Ex, Prove your son is mine, then stop texting me for sex!" Not that I spend my time watching daytime TV. I'm far too busy Canon Chancelloring for that. Just think, if it hadn't been for Christianity, you might never have had daytime TV!
Rousseau did an autobiography too, but Freud didn't. One day you'll all have to, in front of Jesus, confessing all your little foibles to the great chat show host in the sky. Just think, several billion Jeremy Kyle shows back to back, then you might get sent to hell.
Wallopingly Reverend James Jones, Lord Bishop of Liverpool and Bishop of Prisons, Platitude of the Year Winner 2009
A few weeks ago, you'll recall how I commemorated the Battle of Britain by explaining the crucial role that the Church of England played in defeating the Nazi menace. Today, I want to illustrate how the pen is mightier than the sword, by explaining the crucial role that words played in defeating the Nazi menace.
Saint John's gospel, one of the very best gospels, even says the Word is the Invisible Magic Friend and if that isn't a ringing endorsement of words then I don't know what is.
Hitler and Churchill both knew the power of words. As panzer tanks pushed their way through the Ardennes, they fired volley after volley of postcards containing the phrase "Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Führer." But the allies would have their revenge. As the tide of the war turned, bomber command mercilessly carpet bombed Hamburg with witty aphorisms by Oscar Wilde. Berlin was worn down by the pithy epithets of Somerset Maugham, and in perhaps the most shameful episode of the war, Noel Coward and C.S. Lewis were both unleashed against Dresden.
Meanwhile, the French underground secretly read copies of Proust's "À la recherche du temps perdu" in bistros throughout the country. Never one for the subtle approach, the Soviet Union dropped millions of single volume copies of War and Peace, which, falling from a height of several thousand feet, proved deadly.
So you see, in the battle to crush the monstrous tyranny of Nazism, it was the words wot won it.
Tuesday, 31 August, 2010, 08:09 AM - SinghRating 3 out of 5 (Fairly platitudinous)
Eric Pickles wants to reduce unneccessary street clutter.
Which brings me onto the subject of religion. Sometimes religions get all cluttered up by rituals, forms of dress, irrelevant ceremonies and all sorts of useless, pointless ceremonial. Indeed some people seem to think that's all there is to a religion, as if, when you strip it all away, there'd be nothing of any significance left.
You'll probably be very surprised to discover that a Sikh Guru had something to say about this. "We've got to get rid of all this religious clutter," said Guru Arjan Dev. "What we need is a Sikh holy book. I'm sure there's enough Sikh writings by now to fill one up. Pad it out with some Hindu and Muslim stuff if you have to, but only the nice bits."
Unfortunately, Guru Arjan created a book that was so holy, that Sikhs started inventing all sorts of rules about it.
If only we could strip away all this clutter and get back to the bare ethical minimum, just like Eric Pickles.
Are we a religious or a secular country? The two are of course mutually exclusive because "secular" means "atheist" and we all know how awful atheism is. As a test, let me ask you if your joy at the birth of David and Samantha Cameron's new baby daughter is religious joy or secular joy? Some may think that that's a totally meaningless question, but the two are clearly distinguishable from one another. People who are religiously joyful are just so much better than those who are secularly joyful.
The Mostly Irrelevant and Imminently Eminent Archbishop of Westminster, Vincent Nichols, thinks the country is a lot less secular than it seems. "There's still an awful lot of faith about," he said. As we all know "secular" means "banning all faith so that nobody has any or is allowed to practise it any more". I just wish to emphasise this over and over again, faith = good, secular = BAD. All other TFTD presenters agree with me on this, so it must be true.
An official in the Roman Catholic Church told me that, from Rome, Britain looks like a very secular place. Brits very rarely seem to do what the Pope tells them to. Sometimes they even criticise what the Holy Father says - the cheek of it! Yes, definitely very secular looking and therefore BAD.
I mean, just look what England's got for an established Church? Far be it from me to have a laugh at another Christian denomination, but come on, the C of E is just a joke. It's worse than their football team.
It's a good job the Reichsführer will be coming personally to sort us all out in a few weeks time. He'll soon point out how secular and BAD we are and what we really need is for him to take charge. After all, look what a wonderful job he's done in charge of the Catholic Church?
A poet in Victorian England lamented the dreadful secularism of his age. Just think how awful it would be if no one had a religious faith amy more, i.e. we lived in a secular society. Remember, secular = BAD.