VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Rev John Bell of the Iona Community  |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 2 out of 5 (A little platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130605.html][img=images/2013/06/pic130605.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]They serve different sized naan bread in Glasgow and London. This just goes to show the great range and diversity of the size of naan bread. Different people, serving different sizes of naan bread can be found all over Britain. This is nothing to be alarmed about. If you're visiting an unfamiliar restaurant, and the size of your naan bread is of an unexpected size, then whatever you do, don't panic. This is all just part of the natural variation in the size of naan bread, served to you as the Invisible Magic Friend intended.

There are people of many different races in the Big Book of Magic Stuff, several of which get exterminated on the orders of the Invisible Magic Friend. The Invisible Magic Friend was much fussier about the size of flat breads in those days and simply would not tolerate foreigners who got it wrong. Thankfully, by the time his visible third arrived, he had mellowed considerably and often had quite positive things to say about races that he had not previously been in contact with.

The Metropolitan Police are considering [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22754227]hiring more people[/url] with a wider range of cuisines. Many feel that the police ought to reflect the range of foodstuffs and cooking styles of the population they serve.

The Queen is the head of the Commonwealth and can often be seen tucking into some onion bhajis followed by a nice chicken vindaloo. I mention this because the Queen is in the news at the moment and I have to fill up the necessary 3 minutes.

In Glasgow, a "poke" means a "bag". There's a joke in there somewhere.

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