VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Matt|DATE|1376744505|CONTENT|Being a regular (i.e. daily) user of the M4 for 20 miles or so, I proclaim that I am completely in favour of these new regs. The message is that you use the leftmost lane possible. When there is something in front of you that is travelling more slowly than you yourself wish to travel, then utilise the following procedure:

a) Look in your mirrors, and over your right shoulder, to ensure that the lane to your immediate right is sufficiently free of traffic for you to move into it.

b) Use the control for activating your indicator so as to alert nearby traffic to the fact that you are about to manoeuvre into that lane to your immediate right.

c) Then, and only then, do you rotate the steering-wheel through a small angle so as to cause the vehicle you are driving to cross the line of white markings on the road to the right of your vehicle so that it is positioned to the left of your vehicle.

d) Heave a sigh of relief at having done something incredibly dangerous, daring and exciting.

e) Once you have passed the slower-moving vehicle in the lane you have just left, execute instructions a) to d) once again, but substitute the word &quot;left&quot; for &quot;right&quot; throughout, and vice versa.

If you can&#039;t handle that not-particularly-complicated series of instructions, you have absolutely no business being on the motorway, and the occasional £100 fine here and there is at least the start of a much-needed incentive for you to change your lifestyle so as to be more compatible with your personality flaws.


Now can we put this into perspective, and consider things of importance, e.g. (to me) what&#039;s happening in Balcombe? (And Egypt, but we did that yesterday.)|EMAIL|Westwood|URL|prime.mover@proofwiki.org|IP-ADDRESS|90.214.210.91|MODERATIONFLAG|