VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Soberingly Reverend Tom Butler, ex-Lord Bishop of Southwark   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 2 out of 5 (A little platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130726.html][img=images/2013/07/pic130726.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]Shurches aren't like shopping malsh. (Hic!) No, honeshtly they're not! Malsh are great big open plashes wif lotsh o' shtuff that people want, and shurshes aren't. Except for food banks. Lotsh of people wants lotsh of food banks in shurshes.

And that'sh why the Archbigshot of Caterbubble's idea to [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23459932]host credit unionsh[/url] in shursh premisheshesh (Hic!) ish shuch a good one. We run lot'sh of food banks you know?

It's all because of Jeshush. Jeshush threw Wonga (Hic!) Wonga out of the Temple and invited in the money changers. No, wait a minute, that'sh not right. He threw (Hic!) out the money shanshers and invited in Wonga. No, that'sh not right either. Well whatever Jeshush did it musht've been jolly good and Jushtin Wellbeing's jusht like Jeshus. (Hic!) 

Jushtin Wellington'sh not just shum namby pampy man in a dresh. He'sh a hard nosed, bushness shavy oil executor, (Hic!) jusht like Jeshus wash. Wonga's gonna have to throw out all their cuddly toysh.

I'll drink to that! I'm the ex-Bishop of Shufrock. It'sh what I do. (Hic!) 

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