VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Catherine Pepinster, editor of the Catholic newspaper, The Tablet |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 3 out of 5 (Fairly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130201.html][img=images/2013/02/pic130201.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]Polish is now [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21259401]England's second language[/url]. It's brilliant having so many Poles here in West London. We've never had so many good quality plumbers, electricians and decorators. Best of all, they're all Catholics. 

Poles came here before, when the evil communists took over their lovely Catholic country. They soon discovered that, mainly thanks to England not being Catholic for the last 500 years, you could be any religion you wanted to be and so they all chose to be Catholics.

Of course it's not just Poles who come here to be Catholics, Nigerians do too. Catholics come from all over the place to be Catholic in England. Many of them want to have separate masses in their own languages, like Polish. We don't want that though. We want them to be proper English Catholics and use the language that the Invisible Magic Friend intended the mass to be spoken in: English.

I need to mention something out of the Big Book of Magic Stuff. The Tower of Babel, which we used to think was literally true but now prefer to think of as an allegory, showed that many languages was bad. However Pentecost, when the disciples were filled with the spirit and spoke in many unintelligible tongues (and which really did happen) shows that many languages is a good thing. However, they should still say the mass properly, in English.

All these Catholics, coming from all over the world, just goes to show that there are other parts of the world and many of them have Catholics in them. The Catholic Church really is a very catholic, Catholic Church, with a huge diversity of Catholics in it.

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