VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Dinah|DATE|1358093671|CONTENT|The real issue is being ducked here.  As the Catholic Church has discovered, once gay marriage is legalised, militant secularists are going to force all Catholic priests to get married to one another – at gunpoint!  It will be the greatest blast against Catholicism since Luther nailed his ninety-five theses on the door of the church in Wittenburg.  The collective ceremonies will be reminiscent of those other great religious rites, the mass marriages of Moonies to each other at the instigation of the Reverend Sun Myung Moon.|IP-ADDRESS|79.66.216.202|MODERATIONFLAG|