VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Cynic|DATE|1370001744|CONTENT|Surely a religion-related limerick is needed?

There was an old Bishop of Buckingham
Who stood on a bridge at Uppingham
Watching the stunts of the (young ladies) in the punts
and the tricks of the (young gentlemen) who were (politely conversing with) them.

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