VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Rev Canon Dr Alan Billings, an Anglican priest in Sheffield   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 5 out of 5 (Extraordinarily platitudinous)

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The Invisible Magic Baddy can quote scripture. We know the Invisible Magic Baddy can quote scripture because it says so in scripture. He quotes scripture to Jesus, who was the visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend. 

&quot;Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on,&quot; he says to Jesus. &quot;Just jump off the temple and land unharmed. That&#039;ll prove to everyone that you&#039;re the visible third of the Invisible Magic Friend. For it&#039;s written in scripture that the other two thirds of the Invisible Magic Friend won&#039;t allow the visible bit to be harmed, except when he gets crucified.&quot;

As you can see, this excerpt from scripture proves that the Invisible Magic Baddy can quote scripture. I just want to make it clear that I am not the Invisible Magic Baddy quoting scripture. You can tell this because I&#039;m a Rev Canon Doctor. When religious leaders, like myself, who understand religion properly, quote scripture to you to prove that the Invisible Magic Baddy can quote scripture, you can be quite sure that we are not the Invisible Magic Baddy quoting scripture.

Some people who claim to be religious leaders, but are not really religious leaders because they do not understand religion properly, [i]are[/i] the Invisible Magic Baddy quoting scripture. Take the pretend religious leaders who radicalised the [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22636624]Woolwich murderers[/url]. They taught them to [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GsL9aHXk7Q]quote from the Koran[/url] to justify their murder. This scripture was taken completely out of context. It really means &quot;shower the unbelievers with rose petals and give them lots of cuddles and kisses.&quot; 

Even people with the most rudimentary knowledge of the subject know that there is no compulsion in religion. There never has been a religion that spread at the point of a sword or through any other form of coercion. No true imam would ever radicalise young people to go around hacking other people to death. These are people who simply don&#039;t understand religion properly at all.

As a Rev Canon Doctor who has quoted scripture to you to prove that the Invisible Magic Baddy can quote scripture to you, let me just assure you that people pretending to be religious leaders who quote scripture to you to encourage you to hack people to death in the middle of the street, are really the Invisible Magic Baddy quoting scripture to you.

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