VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Rev Dr Dr Prof David Wilkinson, Principal of St John's College Durham   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 5 out of 5 (Extraordinarily platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130611.html][img=images/2013/06/pic130611.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]A group of crazy Oxford academics are paying to [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22841785]have their heads frozen[/url]. They hope that science will advance far enough to have their future minds downloaded into a computer. 

Phew, what a bunch of loonies! I mean, imagine investing your hopes in something as crazy as that? You wouldn't catch me wasting my time on something as far out as that!

Christianity, on the other hand, promises that the Invisible Magic Friend will resurrect your entire body. That's [i]much[/i] more sensible. Even dead babies will get resurrected, complete with an appropriate set of the character forming memories that they never had. 

We know that this is possible because the visible bit of the Invisible Magic Friend was resurrected by himself. This definitely happened because someone who heard about it from someone else, who was definitely there, [url=http://www.religionfacts.com/christianity/charts/resurrection_accounts.htm]wrote it down[/url] a couple of generations later in the New Tasty mint.

Imagine believing that one day science might be able to download the contents of your brain into a computer. Some people will believe anything!

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