VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Steve|DATE|1375782451|CONTENT|I thought the Bible had the actual answer to the food crisis:

“So how many people turned up to this meeting of yours, JC?”

“Ooh loads. Yes loads, too many to count I reckon.”

“Really? Cos I heard that the only food on offer was five loaves and two fishes, and that’s probably enough for about four people, maybe five. So if there were “loads” of people like you said, how come there wasn’t a mad rush at the kebab shop when they all got back?”

“Ah, no, because, er, yes well, you see, because what happened was, er…”|IP-ADDRESS|10.0.119.108, 217.36.222.79|MODERATIONFLAG|