VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Clifford Longley, a distinguished Catholic gentleman who talks a lot about religion, POTY 2012  |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 5 out of 5 (Extraordinarily platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130506.html][img=images/2013/05/pic130506.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]And in breaking news, the Vatican has unblocked making [url=http://www.catholicnews.com/data/stories/cns/1301787.htm]Archbishop Romero[/url] a saint. Heaven may now proceed to turn Archbishop Romero from an ordinary dead person into a saintly dead person.

The process had previously been blocked by the infallible Pope Benedict. He wasn't keen on all those trendy, lefty, pinko, commie liberation theologians who wanted to help poor people. The Church had never had any problems with military dictators in the past and he didn't see any reason to change a policy that had worked so well. Yes, there was complete suppression of all human rights, with the occasional extra judicial execution, but nothing that the Church needed to take sides over.

The new, improved, infallible Pope Francis is extremely keen on trendy, lefty, pinko, commie liberation theologians who wanted to help poor people. There are even some suggestions that he wasn't entirely happy with the Argentine military dictatorship. Yes, he really is that radical and progressive!

The Catholic Church represents 1 1/4 billion baptised Catholics, as every baptised Catholic supports all of the Pope's policies on everything. The new, cuddly Church of Pope Francis is such a big improvement over the [url=http://www.platitudes.org.uk/platblog/index.php?entry=entry121013-091214]stuffy, conservative Church[/url] of his predecessor, which none of the world's 1 1/4 baptised Catholics really supported at all. 

This new Church might even start being nice to women and gays, [url=http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2013/05/03/rhode-island-bishop-warns-catholics-against-attending-gay-weddings-because-it-may-harm-their-relationship-with-god/]or possibly not[/url].

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