VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Dinah|DATE|1378373019|CONTENT|Classic Anne. 
 
‘Someone is going to write another Agatha Christie novel, as she can’t because she’s dead.  This is exactly like Jesus, who never wrote any novels, autobiographies or anything else, but left others to write his novels for him when he was dead.  Many did so with gusto, and we consequently have a number of versions of Jesus’s life, and many thousands of novels interpreting those versions of that life.  This of course has led to complete harmony, agreement and understanding amongst Christians down the ages.  I hardly need add that God is the greatest writer of them all.  His “Novel on a Stone Tablet” kept me up all night with its great plot line and denouement.’

Perhaps the new Agatha Christie-style novel could have the dapper Belgium detective Poirot time-travelling back to First Century Palestine and using his little grey cells trying to find out who it was who killed Jesus.  At the end of the novel, he would gather together all the suspects – Judas, Pontius Pilate, Roman centurions, the Jews etc. in a very large room, only to have Jesus burst in just as he is about to expose the murderer and proclaim, “I’ve come alive again!  And the truth Monsieur Poirot is that you all did it!”
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