VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Soberingly Reverend Tom Butler, ex-Lord Bishop of Southwark  |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 3 out of 5 (Fairly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130221.html][img=images/2013/02/pic130221.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]When I wash in africa, do you know who I met there? I'l tell you who. It wash an English surgeon. What wash sho good about her wash her compassion. She wash compassionate all day long and shumtimes into the night ash well.

That'sh what we need here in England: more English health workers with lotsh of compassion. The guvormint hash [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-21516360]shet up an iniquity[/url] to find out why there ishn't any compassion in the NHS. 

There'sh too much ticking boxshes in the NHS. Inshtead of be'in compassionate, everyone'sh jusht shtandin around tickin boxshes. Billions and billionsh of pounds bein shpent tickin boxshes. Nurshes, ashishtantsh, doctorsh, managers, all jusht tickin boxshes all day. They shouldn't be tickin boxshes, they should be bein compassionate.

Tish ish really worrying for Chishtians cos de ye know who invented compassion? It wash Jeshush! Jeshush invented compassion! He wash always goin on about it: bein compassionate to poor people, bein compassionate to sick people. You name it, he wash bein compassionate about it.

Shaint Paul shaid the Invishable Magic Flend wash compassionate too. That's how important bein compassionate ish.

Sho we need more people bein compassionate in the NHS, not tickin boxes and forcin people to thro out all the cuddly toysh. Maybe offer the odd glash of sherry here and there. Compassion, I'm the ex-Bishop of Shufrock. It'sh what I do. (Hic!)

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