VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Matt|DATE|1377769816|CONTENT|Right, how to do Anne Atkins? Let&#039;s see ...

&quot;Golly, hasn&#039;t my life been exciting! Not only do I go to all sorts of primitive benighted countries like Bechuanaland and French West Africa, I&#039;ve also smuggled bibles into Roumania! (Of course, I wouldn&#039;t really have been in any trouble - not like the poor blighters fated to receive my pointless contraband.)

&quot;Anyway, when we went to Darkest Africa this one time, my emotional spastic of a son only went and packed camo fatigues - the very clothes he used to run around in at school playing war games! Oh how we laughed! Mind, we stopped lauging at the border because we thought we&#039;d get soundly spanked and sent to bed with no supper - but fortunately we got away with it! He&#039;s disabled, you know! He really is completely useless at picking up incomprehensible telepathy! Nearly as bad as I am at understanding how computers work! (That&#039;s because I&#039;m normal, like all the other normal people.)

&quot;No, it&#039;s no fun to have a son who&#039;s a terminal daftie - but we love him just the same. It&#039;s just like being a Christian. Everybody around we Christians think we&#039;re all terminal dafties too! Oh, how unfair it is! But never mind, we&#039;ll have the last laugh when we&#039;re dead!&quot;
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