VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Matt Westwood|DATE|1363040214|CONTENT|That reminds me ...

Pope R. was taking a walk one day on the banks of the River Tiber, when he caught sight of a pair of unclad young men disporting themselves in the river nearby. The sight was so exciting to our Pope that he could not resist taking himself in hand to deliver a dose of the milk of human kindness. However, as he reached the vinegar strokes, what should happen but *FLASH* - the unmistakable sign of a papparazzo capturing the photograph of the century. &quot;Gimme that camera!&quot; screamed Ratzo. &quot;Nope,&quot; said the photographer, &quot;it&#039;ll cost you.&quot; &quot;Uh, a thousand Euros.&quot; The pap laughed in his face. &quot;Ten thousand,&quot; continued the Pope. &quot;Nope, you can do better than that.&quot; Eventually, the camera changed hands for a figure in excess of half a million Euros.

Returning to his Papal apartments, the Pope was accosted by a cardinal. &quot;That&#039;s a nice camera, your Holiness. Where did you get it?&quot; &quot;Er, I bought it.&quot; &quot;How much did it cost you?&quot; &quot;Um, six hundred thousand Euros.&quot;

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