VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Akhandadhi Das, a Vaishnav Hindu teacher and theologian   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 5 out of 5 (Extraordinarily platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130612.html][img=images/2013/06/pic130612.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]Isn't the US government's plot to collect [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-22867185]everything about everybody[/url] just terrible? I don't mind Facebook knowing who my friends are, they just target adverts at me, but the US government is another thing altogether. What if they mistake me for someone involved in un-American activities? They could have the SWAT team round, breaking down the door at dawn, before you know it.

This just goes to show how perfectly reasonable and sensible karma is. People laughed when I compared the [url=http://www.platitudes.org.uk/platblog/index.php?entry=entry110126-085832]Tesco Clubcard computer[/url] to the Invisible Magic Friend adding up karma points. Well who's laughing now? I even had a scientist dismiss karma as impossible, as nothing could monitor every action of every creature in the universe. That just goes to show how rubbish science is and how brilliant Hinduism is. If the CIA can do it then the Invisible Magic Friend definitely can.

If this is getting you all upset then DON'T PANIC! If you're nice to the Invisible Magic Friend he may decide not to reincarnate you as something horrible. He may choose to forgive you. Then again, he may not. Mostly not.

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