VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|David Harper|DATE|1361957666|CONTENT|[blockquote]What&#039;s wrong with a phone call from your mum, Rhidian?[/blockquote]
*RING RING*  *RING RING*
&quot;Hello, Rhidian Brook, well-known celebrity, writer and Christian, speaking.&quot;

&quot;Hello darling!  It&#039;s Mummy!&quot;

&quot;Oh, hello Mum.&quot;

&quot;Your dad and I were wondering when you&#039;re going to get a proper job, darling.  You know, like your brother Kevin.  He works all hours stacking shelves at Tesco, but at least it&#039;s a real job doing something useful.&quot;|IP-ADDRESS|172.20.128.250|MODERATIONFLAG|