VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Soberingly Reverend Tom Butler, ex-Lord Bishop of Southwark  |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 3 out of 5 (Fairly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130613.html][img=images/2013/06/pic130613.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]They've [url=http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/fury-at-jeremy-hunts-uturn-on-child-heart-units-8656293.html]sushpended the shushpenshun[/url] of shildren'sh heart shurgeony at Bleeds Royal Infamy. (Hic!) Lotsh and (Hic!) lotsh of people will be happy about that. The people who wanted to go to Bleeds will shtill be able to go to Bleeds and won't have to go to somewhere that isn't Bleeds. That'sh really good for the people who want to go to (Hic!) Bleeds. So I'm happy they've sushpended the shushpenshun of shildren'sh heart shurgeony at Bleeds. They won't have to throw out all the cuddly toysh.

It'sh a really important questchun, really, really important questchun: should we be nice to children, or should we be (Hic!) horrible to 'em. Let'sh ask Jeeshush. What does Jebush shay about shildren? Cheese-us shays to be nice to shildren, sho we should be nice to them. That meansh not closin any shildren'sh heart (Hic!) heart hoshpitalsh. Cheese-us never closed any shildren'sh heart hospitalsh. Then again, he never opened any either. Won't someone please, [i]please[/i], think of the children! (Hic!) 

So Cheese-ush shaysh we shouldn't close'em. Then they might not have a full shtaff round the clock, sho shildren might die. Show we should close'em. No, not close Bleeds, close some hoshpitalsh that nobody (Hic!) mindsh closin.

See, see? Wif me to tell you what Jeeshus stinks, you can't go wrong. I'm the ex-Bishop of Shufrock. It'sh what I do. (Hic!) 

[url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01bf1fn]Listen/Read[/url]|CATEGORIES|29,83,26|IP-ADDRESS|94.168.119.214|DATE|1371109477|CREATEDBY|admin
