VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Thought For The Dazed And Confused|DATE|1367570568|CONTENT|I thought I might dig out my collection of newspaper  headlines gone wrong (and yes, they are real):


1.	Include Your Children When Baking Biscuits
2.	Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash - Expert Says
3.	Schoolboy Lets Off Gas to Stop Exam
4.	Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers 
5.	Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted
6.	Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
7.	Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
8.	Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
9.	Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
10.	British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
11.	Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms 
12.	Clinton Wins on Budget But More Lies Ahead
13.	Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
14.	Plane Too Close to Ground Crash Probe Told
15.	Miners Refuse to Work After Death
16.	Diarrhoea Sufferers Fill Hospital Ward
17.	Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
18.	Stolen Painting Found by Tree
19.	Cork Motorcyclist Killed
20.	Boots Create 75 New Jobs
21.	Naturists Told Their Bushes Are Safe
22.	Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in Ten Years
23.	Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
24.	Police Body Search Reveals Crack
25.	War Dims Hope For Peace
26.	If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly it May Last a While
27.	Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
28.	Enfield Couple Slain - Police Suspect Murder
29.	Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
30.	Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery - Hundreds Dead
31.	Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
32.	New Study of Obesity Seeks Larger Group
33.	Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
34.	Synod Wrestles With Women Bishops
35.	Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
36.	Police Hands Tied in Row over S&amp;M Parlour
37.	Bowel Screening Cash Disappears Into Hole 
38.	Ban on Soliciting Dead
39.	One Legged Prisoner Escaped on Foot
40.	Prisoner With No Legs On The Run
41.	Hospitals Sued by Seven Foot Doctors
42.	Bishops Split by Gay Sex

And Finally…….

43. Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over 
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