VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Great Uncle Dr Lord Indarjit Singh JP, CBE, Baron Wimbledon, Director of the Network of Sikh Organisations   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 4 out of 5 (Highly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130723.html][img=images/2013/07/pic130723.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]The wondrous, joyous, delightful, marvellous news, that everyone has been waiting for, for so long, with such anticipation has finally arrived. In the fulfilment of all our dreams, Kate and William (I call them Kate and William, or occasionally, William and Kate, because we lords are on first name terms with other important, titled persons of note) have succeeded in doing the single basic task that all living creatures seek to do. Yes, we have a new third in line to the throne, and he's so much better than the previous third in line to the throne.

Sikhs have huge admiration for the British monarchy because they're really into inter-faith services, inter-faith buffets and general inter-faithness. Inter-faithness is [i]so[/i] important. It's thanks to the inter-faith movement that we can now enjoy the peace and understanding between faiths that we have all around the world.

Like most Sikhs, William and Kate will be taking their offspring down to their equivalent of a Gurdwara to present him to the Invisible Magic Friend. There they will ask the Invisible Magic Friend to look after him, to ensure that he has everything he needs in life and never suffers poverty or neglect.

But what, I hear you ask, can we do for this very special, very important baby? Well we can give the happy family some privacy. Leave them to themselves for a little while. Stop constantly trying to find a new angle to talk about. Don't keep making them the centre of attention. Express an interest in other topics. In short, like me, just stop going on about it.

p.s. On such a happy day as this, let's not mention [url=http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2013/07/21/sikh-temples-told-to-halt-all-civil-weddings-over-equal-marriage-law/]marriage equality[/url].

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