VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Rev Roy Jenkins, Baptist Minister in Cardiff  |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 3 out of 5 (Fairly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130420.html][img=images/2013/04/pic130420.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]There's a [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-22198749]measles outbreak in Wales[/url]. Here's what the Big Book of Magic Stuff has to say about it.

In the Old Tasty mint.

The 11th commandment, "Thou shalt vaccinate against measles, mumps and rubella."

Deuteronomy, "Never forget that the Invisible Magic Friend, the Invisible Magic Friend of your fathers, who brought you out of imaginary enslavement, has given you the MMR vaccine. Give thanks to the Invisible Magic Friend for the MMR vaccine."

Psalm 151, "Have Mercy LORD, in this our torment. You gave us the MMR vaccine but we were proud. We did not follow your commandments. Now you have visited a measles outbreak upon us. Let us tear our clothes and gnash our teeth for our foolishness."

In the New Tasty mint.

St Paul's letter to Swansea, "There are those who preach that the MMR virus causes autism. Know you not, that through the sacrifice of Christ Jesus, measles, mumps and rubella have been overcome. Measles, where is thy rash?"

And finally, the words of the LORD himself, "Wherever two or three children are gathered together in my name, let them be vaccinated."

Oh no, wait a minute, none of that.

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