VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Clifford Longley, a distinguished Catholic gentleman who talks a lot about religion, POTY 2012  |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 3 out of 5 (Fairly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130314.html][img=images/2013/03/pic130314.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]Isn't the new Pope, who takes the bus and cooks his own meals, just fantastic! He hasn't done anything yet, except take the bus and cook his own meals, and he's already fantastic.

He just loves gay people, wants to introduce women priests, thinks family planning is a great idea and has always upheld a women's right to choose. He'll declare that he's not infallible, that the centralisation of the the Catholic Church in Rome was the accidental result of a power vacuum after the fall of the Western Empire and that it's nothing to do with the Holy Spirit after all.

The Catholic Church will become more open and transparent under this Pope, who takes the bus and cooks his own meals. It will become more democratic, less hierarchical and secretive.

The son of two people, he reminds me of previous popes who smiled a lot. This Pope, who takes the bus and cooks his own meals, smiled at the start of his papacy, which is the first recorded time [url=http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest.html]he has ever smiled[/url].

Named after Saint Francis of Assisi, or possibly Saint Francis Xavier, no I'll go for Assisi, the nice one, or Xavier the founder of the Jesuits, this Pope who takes the bus and cooks his own meals, is a Jesuit, completely dedicated to the orders of the Pope, i.e. himself.

Isn't the new Pope just fantastic. He's so much better than the old Pope.

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