VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Rev Dr. (hon. Kingston) Dr. (hon. St. Andrews) Joel Edwards, the international director of Micah Challenge  |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 4 out of 5 (Highly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130410.html][img=images/2013/04/pic130410.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]Has anyone mentioned Lady Thatcher yet? She's dead you know.

People had different opinions about Lady Thatcher, mostly one of two opinions. You had to have an opinion on Lady Thatcher, There Is No Alternative.

I used to demonstrate against her policies, especially turning the industrial area  of London's Docklands into a place for rich city bankers. Now I show people around, pointing out people in expensive suits saying, "Look, there's a rich city banker." That's just one of my many heavy responsibilities as international director of Micah Challenge.

I'm now deeply ambiguous about Lady Thatcher. It is deeply offensive to the Invisible Magic Friend to be deeply ambiguous about Lady Thatcher. I was speaking to him just the other day. I said to him, 

"Oh Invisible Magic Friend who art so big and powerful and wise, what should we think about Lady Thatcher?"

And he said to me, 

"JOEL," 

he calls me Joel because we talk to each other a lot,

"JOEL, WHATEVER YOU THINK ABOUT LADY THATCHER, THOU SHALT NOT BE AMBIGUOUS ABOUT HER."

It's all very theological. But it's no good, I'm still ambiguous. In a way it's good to be ambiguous. It's all part of the general Christian trait of being so very humble. We Christians are also well known for not judging people. If there's a group of people who are well known for our humility in our opinions and not judging people, it's us Christians.

So in conclusion, I have no thoughts at all about the passing of Lady Thatcher. I will therefore continue to say words until my two minutes and 45 seconds are up. Wherever possible I shall use big words, or polysyllabic words as I like to call them, because they sound cleverer. It is important to realise that these words include the Invisible Magic Friend and provide a moral insight that you would otherwise be deprived of.

Still ten seconds to go, so just remember that actions speak louder than words, as clearly follows from my carefully constructed argument.

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