VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Soberingly Reverend Tom Butler, ex-Lord Bishop of Southwark   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 4 out of 5 (Highly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130207.html][img=images/2013/02/pic130207.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]The Shurch of England, which providesh moral leadership from the Invishible Mashic Friend for the country, hashn't quite made up itsh mind about gay marriage yet. (hic!)

It'sh all sho very complimented, no compli[i]cated[/i]. The C of E hash to marry just about anybody who asks it. Sho gay marriage could eeshily mean that clershy who (hic!) find homosexity immoral, disgushting, shinful and jusht genr'lly depraved and appallin', would have to conduct gay carriages. To prevent this, the shurch is go'in to be legally banned from doing 'em. (hic!)

Now, I jusht want to make it abshoot'ly clear that we didn't ask for thish! All we did wash [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18405318]make a report[/url] (hic!) a report that shed it wash wrong, we didn't want to do it, ther'd be loads a legal problimsh and the shky would fall in if we did. Where the gov'mint got the idea to ban us from (hic!) doin' it, I jusht don't know. So I jusht wanted you to know that.

The shurch would prefer (hic!) pref'r to deal with gay garages on itsh own termsh. We've always caught up wif the sec'lar world e-fen-shui. Wif'r it wash shlavery, divorce, shrivel partnerships, you name it, every social change wash ashepted by the shurch in the (hic!) end.

Sho (hic!) jusht give us a bit (hic!) longer on gay barage. We jusht need to fro out all the cuddly toysh firsht. After it'sh settled in and been ashepted by the rest of sosh-iaty, we'll shoon realise we can make jusht as mush money from gay marriages as fr'm proper ones. (hic!)

Then we can get on wif bein' the moral leadersh of the nation again. I'm the ex-bishop of Shruffuck. Sh'wat I do. (hic!)

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