VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Soberingly Reverend Tom Butler, ex-Lord Bishop of Southwark  |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 2 out of 5 (A little platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130214.html][img=images/2013/02/pic130214.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]I'm not gonna talk about [url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/feb/13/pope-benedict-fans-believers-farewell-tour]the Pope[/url] or [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21455060]horsh meat[/url]. (Hic!) I'm gonna talk to you about food banksh.

They've got one in Wales, and Cornwall's got one ash well, sho hash Cambrish. There are loadsh of 'em all over the plaish.

Do you know what they do? I'll tell you what they they do. (Hic!) This ish what they do. They find food. Then they packish it up. Then they give it to people (Hic!) people who need food sho that they don't have to be hungry any more. That'sh what they do. And the Church runsh lotsh of them too.

It'sh eshatly like Jeshush feeding the five (Hic!) thoushand, exshept he didn't have to find any food, or put it in boxshesh. It wash mush better than [url=http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+Kings+4%3A42-44&version=NIRV]Elisha feedin' a hundred men[/url], 'cos he did five thoushand and that'sh mush more than jusht a hundred. (Hic!) 

Anyway, theesh food banks are run by voluptuous. No, not voluptuous, voluminous. No, no, no not them either. People for free. (Hic!) And they get to meet all the hungry people and hear about how hungry they all are. And that's educashunil. (Hic!) 

They don't put any sherry in the food parshels tho, wish ish a shame. People like a shmall sherry after a nibble. I know I do. I'm the ex-Bishop of Shufrock. It'sh what I do. (Hic!) 

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