VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|TFTDAbridged|DATE|1363264263|CONTENT|To be fair, the new pope has already achieved a miracle.  He&#039;s made me warm to the president of Argentina.

Until now I&#039;d only thought of Cristina Kirchner as a Falklands-crazed nutjob.  Now, thanks to Pope Franky, I find out that she introduced child benefit, legalised gay marriage, and provided free contraceptives and legal abortions.  I still think she&#039;s a Falklands-crazed nutjob, but it looks like Argentina is better off for having elected her.|IP-ADDRESS|213.246.165.6|MODERATIONFLAG|