VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Catherine Pepinster, editor of the Catholic newspaper, The Tablet |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 4 out of 5 (Highly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130316.html][img=images/2013/03/pic130316.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]Isn't the new pope just fantastic! I thought we might get a pretty average pope this time, but no, we've got a really brilliant pope! This pope is a [url=http://www.itv.com/news/update/2013-03-14/pope-visited-aids-patients-in-argentina-as-cardinal/]foot kissing pope[/url]. He's not the first amazing, brilliant, fantastic foot kissing pope. Previous popes have been [url=http://www.allposters.com/-sp/Pope-John-Paul-II-Kisses-the-Foot-of-a-Clergyman-Posters_i4060449_.htm?aid=1206285833&LinkTypeID=2&PosterTypeID=1&DestType=7]into foot kissing too[/url], it's one of the very few bits that they're officially allowed to kiss.

Not only is the new pope such a brilliant, fantastic pope, he's also a Jesuit. The Jesuits are just brilliant too. They're fiercely independent in thought and they've all fiercely, independently concluded that Jesus was the visible bit of the Invisible Magic Friend who passed them their magic powers. 

They just [i]love[/i] poor people, the poorer the better. If you're poor then the Jesuits just can't get enough of you. It was all down to [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignatius_of_Loyola]Saint Igneous of Loyalty Card[/url]. He invented the Jesuits and really loved poor people.

There's a really good film about Jesuits. It's called [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083449/]The Missionary[/url]. No, wait a minute, that's not it, it's the one with Jeremy Irons in it, [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1582457/]The Borgias[/url]. No, no, getting a bit confused here. Maybe I mean the book, [url=http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/43372.The_Missionary_Position]The Missionary Position[/url]. No, it was definitely a film. Ah yes, [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091530/]The Mission[/url]. It's all about Jesuits being brave and fighting evil colonialists who want to impose their way of thinking on innocent Americans, when what they really wanted to do was become Catholics.

I've got a joke about Jesuits. This'll really crack you up, wait 'till you hear this. There's this Franciscan, a Dominican and a Jesuit together in a dark room. The Franciscan prays for light, the Dominican lectures on light, the Jesuit mends the fuse.

BWAHAhahahah!!!

It's the way I tell 'em.

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