VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|TFTDAbridged|DATE|1363955714|CONTENT|As my partner mentioned this morning, the story of Exodus is really the story of God being a massive dick.  From what I recall, the story goes along the lines of:

Moses asks Pharoah to let his people go.
Pharoah is totally down with that.
God has no intention of letting Pharoah get away with being nice. Divine intervention!
God turns Pharoah into a nasty bastard.
God plagues Egypt with frogs, locusts, blood and mass child slaughter to punish him for being a nasty bastard.
Moses and crew leave anyway.
Nobody, Eyptian or Israelite, thinks to blame God for the whole bloody mess.|IP-ADDRESS|213.246.165.6|MODERATIONFLAG|