VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Catherine Pepinster, editor of the Catholic newspaper, The Tablet   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 4 out of 5 (Highly platitudinous but mostly just waste of 3 minutes of everyone's life)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130323.html][img=images/2013/03/pic130323.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]There's a big Christian festival coming up. Happy Palm Sunday everyone!

None of you will know the story of Palm Sunday because you're all ignorant, so here is the story of Palm Sunday. On Palm Sunday, everyone drudges through the [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21907837]bleak mid-Spring snow[/url] with palm leaves. The reason we drudge through the snow with palm leaves on Palm Sunday, is to commemorate Jesus arriving in Jerusalem on a donkey, where he was greeted by his followers with palm leaves.  That's why we drudge through the snow with palm leaves on Palm Sunday. I'll bet you never knew that's why we drudge through the snow with palm leaves on Palm Sunday.

It may seem that all the gold, jewels and silken finery of a papal installation is a million miles away from Jesus arriving on a donkey on Palm Sunday, where he was greeted with palms. Isn't the new pope just fantastic by the way! We had to get a new pope installed because the old one was completely knackered. The C of E have just installed a new AB of C for the same reason. A team of highly qualified archbishop installers installed him just the other day.

So in conclusion, they have to be humble. And that is today's news from a faith perspective on the day before Palm Sunday.

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