VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Catherine Pepinster, editor of the Catholic newspaper, The Tablet |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 5 out of 5 (Extraordinarily platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130330.html][img=images/2013/03/pic130330.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]And in the news today, it's Holy Saturday. Happy Holy Saturday everyone!

Melvyn Bragg's documentary on [url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9960642/BBC-accused-of-provoking-Christians-with-Mary-Magdalene-documentary.html]Mary Magdalene[/url] yesterday reminds us all that we have bodies. It's widely thought that it is our invisible magic bit that is the most important bit, but we should also remember that we have bodies.

Our bodies are just as important as our invisible magic bit. Bodies require food, drink, sleep, care and sex. Sex is perfectly healthy and normal and not at all sinful when done in the way that is acceptable to the Catholic Church. It is also dirty and not the kind of thing that Jesus would do with anyone. He may have been true man but his naughty bits never did anything even remotely naughty and anyone who says otherwise, even Melvyn Bragg, is being anti-Catholic and persecuting us. The BBC should have done what all the other channels did and ignore Christianity completely on Good Friday.

The New Tasty mint reminds us all that we have bodies and a good job too. Without the New Tasty mint to remind us it's all too easy to forget that we have bodies.

As one of the two representatives of the Catholic Church on Thought for the Day, I'd just like to say how terrible child abuse is and you should all be ashamed of yourselves. Thank the Invisible Magic Friend we have the Catholic Church to remind us how bad child abuse is.

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