VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|March Clemmies|CONTENT|[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130407.html][img=images/2013/04/pic130407.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]Surprisingly slim pickings this month. Maybe it is the unseasonably cold weather, but only two candidates could be bothered to produce an extraordinarily platitudinous contribution this month.

I hope this is not a harbinger of things to come. Farmers are already forecasting extremely poor cereal crops this year. The last thing we need is a platitude shortage as well.

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[url=http://www.platitudes.org.uk/platblog/index.php?entry=entry130312-081054]Shaikh Abdal Hakim Murad[/url] reminds us that any religion, even being a Catholic, is better than no religion at all. You need religion to cure all the poverty caused by secularism, or something. Something ought to be done about it.

[url=http://www.platitudes.org.uk/platblog/index.php?entry=entry130330-084838]Catherine Pepinster[/url], who actually is a Catholic, pointed out that we all have bodies. Children have bodies too, and do you know, some people abuse children? Thank goodness we have the Catholic Church to tell us not abuse children.

Sorry Shaikh, you&#039;ve realised that you have a thing or two to learn from the Catholics, but when up against real quality Catholicism you&#039;ll have to do much better than that. The March Clemmie goes to Catherine Pepinster.|CATEGORIES|47|IP-ADDRESS|94.168.119.214|DATE|1365331835|CREATEDBY|admin