VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Dinah|DATE|1368133288|CONTENT|I note the latest His Poopiness has told nuns they should no longer be Old Maids but instead Spiritual Mothers.  Now, an Old Maid is a woman who is no longer very young but still a virgin.  What exactly can the new His Poopiness be suggesting?  Fun and frolics in the convents, enough to satisfy all manner of male fantasies?  And who exactly are the nuns supposed to frolic with?  Possibly His Poopiness thinks it would help in the recruitment of some more straight male priests if they were promised a role in the creation of some Spiritual Mothers.|IP-ADDRESS|79.66.213.46|MODERATIONFLAG|