VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Thought For The Dazed And Confused|DATE|1369735940|CONTENT|So talking to a bearded man in the sky is an aid to seeing the world as it is?

As for other matters, I was walking home past the Royal Garden Hotel in Kensington last year (as one does) when I was confronted by a huge screaming mob of teenage girls running at me with glinting teeth braces bared and a fixed look of flinty determination in their eyes.  

It was like coming under attack by a suddenly animated crazed scrapyard.  

However, I have to report that it was not my rather fabulous self fresh from the gym and on his way to Urban Outfitters that they were hormonally hunting down but Justin Beiber who had just exited the hotel behind me.  I was just someone twenty years too old and very much in the way......|EMAIL|ivan_bailey@outlook.com|IP-ADDRESS|85.211.102.146|MODERATIONFLAG|