VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Rhidian Babbling Brook, writer, celebrity and Christian   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 5 out of 5 (Extraordinarily platitudinous)

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Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! Up in the sky, look! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Jesus!

The latest [url=http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2013/jun/18/man-of-steel-leaps-superman-returns]film about Messiah-man[/url] pits him against his arch-enemy, General Zatan. Zatan tempts him, "Use your powers Jesus, or are you just a big scardey cat?" But Messiah-man is too clever for General Zatan. "Get thee behind me, stereotypical evil character that every good story needs," he says.

Messiah-man only uses his powers when danger is at hand and no other option is available, like feeding large numbers of people who forgot to bring a packed lunch, or quickly turning water into wine to avoid embarrassing a wedding party, or turning bread and wine into his body and blood so that people could eat him, and many other culinary delights.

That's [i]exactly[/i] how the [url=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/g8-world-leaders-appeal-to-allies-of-assad-to-force-the-syrian-president-to-surrender-power-8663070.html]G8 should deal with Syria[/url].

Messiah-man and General Zatan: as good as anything that [strike]Marvel[/strike] DC Comics ever wrote.

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