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[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130719.html][img=images/2013/07/pic130719.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]Some local authorities are holding Adoption Parties. Prospective parents and children meet in the hope that a bond will form and orphaned children will find a home.

This is [i]exactly[/i] how Moses came to be adopted by pharaoh's daughter. Pharaoh ordered all male Israelite children to be killed. That kind of thing happens quite a lot in the Big Book of Magic Stuff. Herod and the Invisible Magic Friend both do something similar. It may seem like a bit of an over reaction, but in those days men were real men and Invisible Magic Friends were real Invisible Magic Friends.

Moses was the only baby boy to survive. Fortunately he grew up to lead all the Hebrew people, which would have been almost entirely populated by women by that time due to the deaths of almost all the male children.

Jews call pharaoh's daughter Holy-adopting-lady because she adopted the child Moses. The Invisible Magic Friend told her "Just as you adopted one of my people, so I will adopt you even though you are not one of my people. Although I should add that all people are my people because I'm the only real Invisible Magic Friend, but I'd just like to refer to you as not-of-my-people for the moment if that's alright."

So, in conclusion, adoption is a Good Thing. It's a little sign of Invisible Magic Friendness in this otherwise world of human nastyness.

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