VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Matt2112|DATE|1374572270|CONTENT|Nice try, Indarjit, but your obsequious honours-chasing sycophancy will never reach the formidable royal gluteus-kissing depths of the likes of the insufferable Witchell.

By the way, The Guardian has a &quot;Republican&quot; option on their website to filter out all this tedious claptrap littering the real news.  Obvious but brilliant idea.|IP-ADDRESS|80.177.151.74|MODERATIONFLAG|