VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Rev Roy Jenkins, Baptist Minister in Cardiff   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 4 out of 5 (Highly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130727.html][img=images/2013/07/pic130727.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]Usain Bolt is [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/athletics/23473799]back at the Olympic Stadium[/url]. This gives me the opportunity to waffle a bit about Olympic memories, quote a few statistics and mention various other things tangential issues before getting to my point. My point is his quote that &quot;I was given a gift and that&#039;s what I do.&quot;

There was a previous record breaking champion and he was a Christian. No, I don&#039;t mean [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Edwards_%28athlete%29#Religious_beliefs]the turncoat Jonathan Edwards[/url], whose name shall never be mentioned, I mean [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Liddell]Eric Liddell[/url]. In case you don&#039;t know who he was, he was the person that the film, &quot;Chariots of Fire&quot; was about.

He was given the gift of running fast by the Invisible Magic Friend, so he ran fast in order to please the Invisible Magic Friend. At this point I&#039;ll just wander off the point again to say that he became a Christian missionary and died in a Japanese internment camp.

The message of all this is clear. To please the Invisible Magic Friend you should all become world champion runners and go die in a Japanese internment camp. It&#039;s certainly what I&#039;m planning to do this afternoon.

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