VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Rev Rob Marshall, Team Rector of East Ham   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 3 out of 5 (Fairly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130810.html][img=images/2013/08/pic130810.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]In the New Tasty mint, the disciples ask Jesus, the visible bit of the Invisible Magic Friend, &quot;What does the future hold, oh Lord?&quot;

Jesus replied, &quot;Verily I say unto you, looking forward, in the short to medium term, [url=http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23611955]interest rates should remain at historically low levels[/url], at least until such times as economic growth is sufficient to reduce unemployment to acceptable levels. 

&quot;However, should inflation start to creep up, it may be necessary to revise this forward guidance. To put it another way, interest rates will remain low until they don&#039;t.

&quot;As to the day and the hour when interest rates will rise, [url=http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+24:36&amp;version=NIV]no one knows[/url], not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. 

&quot;Oh and there will be a great disturbance in the force, with much gnashing of teeth, and not one stone of the temple will remain standing before I return in glory.&quot;

Steve Jobs, the famous theologian and founder of a well known computer brand, agrees.

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