VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Rev Rob Marshall, Team Rector of East Ham   |CONTENT|[b]Rating[/b] 3 out of 5 (Fairly platitudinous)

[url=http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap130817.html][img=images/2013/08/pic130817.jpg popup=false float=right][/url]There are now a whole new bunch of [url=http://www.theweek.co.uk/uk-news/54661/new-spot-fines-what-do-motorists-need-know]motoring offences[/url] that you can be fined for.

Are you thinking what I&#039;m thinking? Yes, I thought so, what else could this bring to mind than St. John&#039;s Gospel - many people&#039;s favourite Gospel and certainly one of the four finest. 

Who can forget that famous passage where Jesus is asked, &quot;Oh visible bit of the Invisible Magic Friend, what is the correct lane discipline when driving on motorways?&quot;

Jesus replied, &quot;The Son of Man has come, not to break the Highway Code but to renew it. More worryingly, it is still not an offence to fail to use your friendly indicators on a roundabout.&quot;

I got done for speeding once. Yes, mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. For this sin against divine ordinance I was sent on a speed awareness programme and thus avoided points on my license.

Yes, again I know what you are thinking: this is exactly like early pilgrims on their way to Jerusalem, singing Psalms and praying that the Lord will protect them and kill somebody else instead. Religion just keeps on being relevant, doesn&#039;t it?

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