VERSION|0.5.1|NAME|Matt Westwood|DATE|1378107033|CONTENT|Translation:

&quot;Dearie me, isn&#039;t Syria complicated? (I think I&#039;ll introduce a glo&#039;&#039;al stop, BTW, to convince people of my stree&#039; credentials, inni&#039;?) And there we all were, thinking we were all going to have another jolly old war to rake our minds off the really distressing things in the news [strike]Miley Cyrus[/strike].

And in times like, these, let us turn to the scriptures and see what they tell us. The Gospel According to J.R.R. Tolkien says that war is bad, and that little people must not shirk their responsibilities.

Tolkien was a xtian. Blah blah waffle.&quot;

My vote&#039;s a 4. It would have been a 5 had it not the last few days to compete with.|EMAIL|prime.mover@proofwiki.org|IP-ADDRESS|81.142.211.61|MODERATIONFLAG|