VERSION|0.5.1|SUBJECT|Bishop Thomas Paprocki Exorcises The Gays|CONTENT|Faced with the legalization of same sex marriage in the [url=http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-illinois-gay-marriage-bill-signing-20131120,0,4464600.story]State of Illinois[/url], a local bishop has decided it&#039;s time to deploy the nuclear option: he&#039;s had no alternative but to use his magic powers to [url=http://protectthepope.com/?p=9231]exorcise The Gays[/url].

It&#039;s a well known fact that the visible bit of the Invisible Magic Friend was always going on about The Gays. As he famously states in the New Tasty mint, &quot;Bottoms to the wall chaps, The Gays could be anywhere!&quot; By pure logic and reason it follows that the legalization of same sex marriage can only be the result of one possible influence: the Invisible Magic Baddy, who is undoubtedly &quot;[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS-ts5_nuF8]one of them[/url].&quot;

As has happened in all other jurisdictions where The Gays have been allowed to get married, all heterosexual families will now spontaneously combust. Millions of children could find themselves suddenly orphaned. &quot;Won&#039;t someone please, [i]please[/i] think of the children?&quot; pleaded Bishop Thomas John Paprocki, bishop of Springfield.

There&#039;s a lot of nonsense talked about exorcism. Most people &quot;get their misleading information and sensational ideas on this mainly from Hollywood.&quot; There were no Gays levitating on the ceiling, puking curses and fashion recommendations down upon the brave bishop as he defended himself with a crucifix in one hand and a holy water sprinkler in the other and a breviary in the other.

[url=http://www.sj-r.com/photo_galleries/x621499890/Installation-of-Bishop-Thomas-John-Paprocki][img=images/Paprocki.jpg popup=false width=200 float=left][/url]There don&#039;t appear to be any videos of Bishop [strike]John Thomas[/strike] Thomas John performing the exorcism (surely a PR mistake by the Catholic Church there). All we have is a single stock photo of the good bishop, looking particularly holy, when he had his pointy hat installed. You can tell he&#039;s being holy cos of his hands being in the holy position and the large amounts of gold and lace he&#039;s wearing.

You can read the whole of the bishop&#039;s [strike]rant[/strike] homily [url=http://www.dio.org/blog/item/350-bishop-paprocki-s-homily-for-prayers-of-supplication-and-exorcism-in-reparation-for-the-sin-of-same-sex-marriage.html#sthash.YnBOcngQ.ib261PGr.dpbs]here[/url].|CATEGORIES|11|IP-ADDRESS|92.236.214.196|CREATEDBY|admin|DATE|1385090825